Hello, Schwinn Varsity. You have a beautiful paint job. I know your owner is sad to let you go and sold you for a rock bottom price, but I promise to never let you sit in a shed unridden again. I was wondering if, maybe, we could go to work and church and Trader Joe's and have fun times together? As long as we both shall live?
I think you know what the answer was.
Monday, August 18, 2008
Posted by Malorie at 9:16 PM